Captain Beerbeard is the ruler of our ship.
He loves to drink and wench in life
and ye best not cause him strife.
For it will be a one way trip!

Salty Bob is the captain's right hand.
He plays games and he boozes,
but beware if he loses.
"My winnings" will be your last demand.

One Sock Joe is our bosun and carpenter.
He hammers his wood,
for some reason barefoot.
And in battle he's the first one to enter.

Silver Hands Seamus, silvertongued quartermaster.
He keeps it all in his book,
and none dare to take a look.
'Cause his is cutlass is way faster.

Saint George is our compass of morality.
He keeps our souls pointed to the heavens,
but before the end beckons,
he will enjoy his time without celebacy.

Ace is the planner of our course.
He always knows the way,
to the best brothels in the bay.
Where they say he is hung like a horse.